One short end of Tech Bro, one giant leap for Tech Bro’s Creation!
The Tech Bro’s envisioned future involves turning our solar system into a machine that will harness the energy of the Universe (Meniverse) to make “Billy Basses” who can mimic Shakespeare and heat death around the expanding whatever-it-is pontificating to the vacant, vapid, vacuous void.
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TESCREAL BROS (Transhumanism, Extropianism, Singularitarianism, Cosmism, Rationalism, Effective Altruism, Longtermism)
Elon Musk is dreaming of using Neuralink to upload his on-the-spectrum dark tetrad narcissistic mind into one of his crappy robots so he can spout off about longtermism on Mars with other geeky machines that don’t have a clue about living systems. When the energy source runs out, you leave behind on Mars a sculpture park that no one will see. The Stardust will not remember Musk, but he’ll be in the machine, by the Gods, he’ll be in the machine.
From human-engineered God’s mouth to your black mirror mind, Sam Altman, the CEO of OpenAI, will inject machine hallucinations directly into your mind via META headset and implants from competitors to Musk and say these belief systems are ultra-transcendental because they come from machines trained on our data that learned how to create more data to train on in an infinite-progress production of junk data towards the heat-death of the Universe.
We call it progress. Ants howling at the moon.
“I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness”
Sam Bankman-Fried, the former CEO of FTX, soon to be pardoned and freed from prison by President Trump, will reboot the effective altruist community to siphon all agency from the plebs and proles and channel it where it will have optimal utility. Currency constructs do the most good to creatures addicted to storytime. The Jetsons fly around our heads in a parallel universe, giving everyone leisure time to produce robots that produce white goods to create more leisure time. What will useless people do with all that free time? Give a Gazan a toaster today.
Toaster Child of the Future Today
Christian Angermayer, the billionaire founder of Atai Life Sciences, will psychotic-episode the life out of the sciences and untether people from their mental health, unleashing a new form of tranquility divorced from community and our embodied embeddedness in ecology. When you’re in Tech, every problem has an algorithm.
Nick Bostrom, the wise guru of humanity’s future and a somewhat more down-to-earth advocate for meat brains, will ensure that all of the TESCREAL WORLD friends in Daddy’s bunker are cryogenically frozen after the necessary surgeries to improve their good looks and lack of ability on the squash court. (Party on! Excellent! Without the enthusiasm and goofy smiles)
Marc Andreessen, the Emperor/Dictator of the Tech Industry, re.FutureWorld will ensure that all TESCREAL BROS have an actual genius to look up to.
Peter Thiel, the chief investor advocate, master of monopoly theory, the sociological embodiment of zeros and ones, and philosopher-king, will continue to provide guidance and political clout to the project of replacing living systems with machine systems, the only reasonable outcome in the best of all possible futures.
The Universe needed a material, demonstrable, repeatable, empirical, material, Big God, and god damn it, Tech Bros had to create it.
“Left Brain” coders, gamers, and nerds found power and validation in Silicon Valley’s Tech World, where all Black Mirror episodes are hatched as entertaining prophesies to butter us up in a manly Marlon Brando way.
Individuals with strong analytical, logical, and problem-solving skills, often associated with “left-brain” dominance (though the brain is far more integrated than this simple dichotomy suggests: chemical, endocryn, dendrite, vegus nerve, microbiome, gravity, light, energy, society, no, ah, individuals and families), and deep interests in technology, coding, and complex mechanical systems lead bright people to endeavors that seem solitary or less overtly social in their early stages. Making the necessary, relevant connections requires manipulating physics (Nature’s Laws) to disconnect from Great Nature.
There’s been speculation and anecdotal evidence (though no definitive scientific consensus) suggesting a higher prevalence of individuals with traits associated with the autism spectrum within the tech industry. These traits can sometimes include an intense focus on specific interests, a preference for logical systems, and challenges in social interaction.
The intense focus and long hours required to achieve massive success in the tech world might lead to a perception of being “anti-social,” even if that wasn’t a Tech Bro’s inherent personality. The pressures and unique circumstances of extreme wealth and influence also create a degree of social isolation — sad but true. One must understand the sacrifices our heroes make when they move fast and break things while solving neoliberal capitalism’s externalities to ensure we all can have higher self-esteem by worshipping innovators because most of us are too busy having fun to get any real innovative work done or are too busy worrying about not having enough work to have the kind of fun we see on social media where we learn how vital innovation is and how it impacts our lives in so many wonderful ways.
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The flaws and limitations remind us of what’s real. Or maybe not.
The lamestream media highlights certain personality traits or quirks of tech leaders because sensationalistic fake news keeps the lights on, contributing to a stereotypical image that might not accurately reflect the diversity of personalities within the industry. Have you ever seen our heroes’ dance moves when dancing with hot Ex Machina babes? These bros are far from INCELS.
We should know that the tech world is vast, sublime, beautiful, full of deep meaning, and encompasses a wide range of personalities, from highly charismatic and outwardly social leaders to those who are more introverted and focused on technical details. Attributing a single psychological “type” to all tech billionaire thought leaders would be an oversimplification and a disservice to the people who make life more interesting and libertarian progress a real possibility.
Thank you, Tech Bros! You are amazing people, and I can’t wait to see what you come up with next. Someday, I want to say, “I have the best friends Tech can buy. I’m loving it.”
TESCREAL, the acronym that Timnit Gebru and Émile P. Torres coined to describe a cluster of interconnected ideologies prevalent in Silicon Valley and among some AI researchers, stands for Transhumanism, Extropianism, Singularitarianism, Cosmism, Rationalism, Effective Altruism, and Longtermism.
A core tenet of transhumanism within TESCREAL is using technology to overcome biological limitations (the horrific limits to growth), including aging, disease, and even death. Humans stopped “evolving” in the Darwinian sense ages ago. We must direct and control our evolution through enhancements that merge humans with brilliant human-developed technology. If you are not a Human Supremacist, you are savage and ignorant.
The future of our species runs through a technological singularity where AI surpasses human intelligence and replaces our vulnerable meat-sack bodies with machines powered by nano-magic-breeder-reactors that can provide power for Superhumans networked through yolked black holes emitting intentional quantum spooky action at a distance, allowing our future selves unlimited time and energy to explore our brilliance and godliness.
Make the Universe Superhuman Again and Again and Again!
Transhumanism and singularitarianism (the belief in a technological singularity where AI surpasses human intelligence) envision a future where the lines between humans and machines disappear, and living systems are a blip in human supremacy’s evolution. Post-biological existence through advanced technologies is our destiny. Meaning, baby, meaning!
Cosmism envisions our astounding creations as ubiquitous in the Universe, using all the energy and stuff for smarter purposes, ensuring the future existence of quintillions of “sentient” machines. We are all that we can be, the drivers of cosmic expansion. More, more, more!
Bots, all the way down.
A symphony of strings playing multiverse ballads.
We aren’t talking paperclips anymore. Advanced black hole-powered AI will lead us away from messy, uncanny, and ultimately flawed living systems to inanimate sentient machines capable of true greatness. Our creations will invent all possible Meniverses at an unimaginable rate with rates of return on energy and stuff one can’t contemplate. Be thankful that your little piece of mechanized consciousness plays its part, echoing down the supereons beyond time.
In 2025, we are the super creators inventing True God Creator Big God. Our destiny is to transcend life and go beyond all Multiverses — to go where no Tech Bro has gone before, where Tech Bro’s machines create new worlds of tremendous utility and homage to the sacrifice of life.
The creator is complex, but its creations are beyond complexity.
Why would one entertain utopian dreams when one can create Multiverses? The future is beyond moral, ethical, and biological concerns.
Accelerate to Liberation Day!
One short end of Tech Bro, one giant leap for Tech Bro’s Creation!
